Favorite Thing: My Husband’s Sense of Humor

My husband recently found a shelf that I had purchased for my condo but had never used. He thought we should put it in the master bathroom of our house. Not that it matches our bathroom decor at all (nothing in this universe does, or should), but just to make use of the shelf finally. So we agreed on a place to put it and he installed it. He then arranged our respective tubes of toothpaste on it, rolling each tube up so that it looked sort of like a seal sunning itself on a beach. I saw what he had done just before I went to bed. I thought it was cute. I responded by placing the two tubes in a compromising position. When I got up in the morning, I found them arranged like this:

Baby Toothpaste

This is what happens when toothpaste tubes can’t control themselves.

I love my husband’s sense of humor, and it’s things like this toothpaste tableau that have kept me with him for all these years. Sure, he can make me angrier than anyone else can. Like Agatha Christie once had Miss Marple say, “You can only really get under anybody’s skin if you are married to them.” But no one can make me laugh like he can, either. He has given me the gift of laughter almost every day for all the years that we’ve been together. And that’s why my husband’s sense of humor is one of My Favorite Things.

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Playing the Glad Game

No Pollyanna am I, but I really should try to look on the bright side more. Here’s goes.

  • The snowblower ate my favorite scarf. The scarf gave as good as it got, ripping the axle right off the snowblower. On the bright side, I was not wearing the scarf at the time of the incident. My husband eventually managed to get the snowblower working again, and my mom said she’d make a new scarf for me.
  • After many hours of searching for a new comforter, I finally found one that I liked. I ordered it plus some matching drapes. The plan was to paint the bedroom in colors to match. The drapes arrived almost immediately, but the comforter set was back-ordered, so we waited patiently. For almost two months! The promised ship date came and went, I called the store, they said it would ship the next day. Two days later, I got an e-mail stating that they had canceled the order. I was angry, disappointed, frustrated. On the bright side, I hadn’t seen the comforter in person, so I couldn’t be sure of the color. The blue in the drapes had a disturbing hint of teal. I hate teal. So I’m going to assume Universe just wanted to save me from a teal bedroom. The store took the drapes back without a problem.
  • The Monday holiday did me no favors. It was a long week. I spent over 12 hours working on Wednesday so that I could meet my Thursday deadline.  On the bright side, my magazine is done and the next few weeks of work will be easy and fun.
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Thank You for Writing

A book inscription is a wonderful thing. I know that’s not a universal sentiment. Some people, such as serious book collectors, are more likely to look upon an inscription as a blemish. But if you’re like me and really interested in stories, then you might see an inscription as part of the story of the book itself. At the very least, an inscription is permanent proof that someone cared enough to give the gift of the written word. At its best, an inscription yields tantalizing clues into the history of the book and a glimpse into the heart of a person who once thought the book was worthy of bestowing on another.

Many of the books in my library have inscriptions. Some were written to me. I feel happy and grateful and pleasantly nostalgic when I see them. Some were written to previous owners. They, too, have the power to make me smile, but they also fill my mind with questions. For example, my copy of Tuck Everlasting has this inscription:

For J— from Natalie Babbitt 3/90

There’s something just a little bit special about a signed copy and knowing that the author physically held the book, if only for a moment. But where is J— now? And why did this book leave her possession? I wonder.

One of my joke books has an inscription saying, “L—, this book had your name on it!” I guess the joke is that the book still has his name on it and always will, though he gave it away long ago. But why did he he give it away? Was it because he didn’t think it was funny? Was he just not a bookish type of guy? I wonder.

There’s a very nice inscription in one of my quote books. It says,

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.” I think that’s where you and I connect—in our mutual insanity—and I want you to know I’ll be thinking of you every day of your exhilarating and mad journey.

Paper-clipped to the page is a picture of the giver and the recipient together (though I don’t know which is which). Both young women look like people I ought to know, or might like to know. Does the inscriber still sometimes think of her friend? Did her friend fail to see the inscription or forget it was there? Did they have a falling out? I wonder.

If the writers of these inscriptions were to see this blog post, they might be unhappy to know that their gifts have since moved on to someone else. To them I would say that we can’t control how our gifts, or the words we write, will be received, or where they will go once they leave our hands, or even how long they will last. This has always been a risk for both gift-givers and writers, because often they put a little bit of their hearts into these things. That’s part of why they’re special. So I thank the writers of these inscriptions for giving me their words, even the ones who did so unintentionally, because I treasure them as I treasure the books.

Inscriptions are probably rarer now than they once were, and in this day of e-books, they may be on the verge of extinction. There is no digital equivalent for a book inscription. That’s one of the reservations I have about switching to an e-reader. E-books are not shared the same way as print books. They don’t have the longevity. They are like ghosts, dependent on electricity to give them form. A real book, though, is something that can last for hundreds of years. It can move from place to place, person to person, picking up little bits of hearts and history along the way. That’s a wonderful thing.

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A Typical Conversation

Me: Hey, I’ve read well over 50 of the Top 100 Children’s Books now, so I’m more than halfway through the list.
My Husband:  Yeah, so when are you going to start reading the adult list?
Me: When I grow up.

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A Thought for Today

I doubt anyone could become a great writer without first being an avid reader, but being an avid reader doesn’t magically make one a great writer.

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Nancy Drew, Meet Nancy Drew

It still seems bizarre to me that there are two very different versions of The Hidden Staircase, both attributed to Carolyn Keene. Oh, I know there’s no Carolyn Keene and that both versions were written by ghostwriters (ghost—ha-ha!), but it’s still wrong for there to be two different books with the same title and same listed author. Anyway, I read both versions and here’s what I thought of them:

The Hidden Staircase by Carolyn Keene (1930 copyright)
Grade: A

Nancy visits an elderly woman whom she helped in The Secret of the Old Clock. The woman introduces Nancy to Rosemary Turnbull. Rosemary and her sister live in an old house they call The Mansion, which seems to have suddenly and inexplicably become haunted. Nancy takes a liking to Miss Turnbull and decides to go and stay at The Mansion for a while and investigate the supposed haunting.

This version has its scary moments. The Mansion has no electricity and no phone. Imagine being stuck in a large, unfamiliar house with no lights in the middle of the night while there’s a ghost around! The way Nancy solves this mystery still gives me the goosebumps. I wouldn’t call it high literature, but I think it’s great reading for girls. I concede there are parts of it that would probably be viewed as racist by modern audiences. Still, I would have left the book as it was. IMHO, if you’re old enough to read Nancy Drew, you’re old enough to start having discussions about American history, slavery, racism, and social inequality.

The Hidden Staircase by Carolyn Keene (2001 printing)
Grade: C+

Nancy’s friend, Helen, asks for help with a family mystery. Helen’s great-aunt and great-grandmother live in an old house called Twin Elms, which seems to have suddenly and inexplicably become haunted. Nancy and Helen decide to go and stay at the house for a while and investigate the supposed haunting.

In this version, Nancy is rarely alone and there are no moments of real terror (for her or for us). The way the mystery unfolds is simplistic and unbelievable. For example, the police chief calls Nancy to the station and begs her to question a couple of uncooperative suspects. He says, “You may not know it, but you’re a very persuasive young lady. I believe that you might be able to get information . . . where we have failed.” When Nancy talks to the suspects they immediately spill their guts. And then she runs into another bad guy in what ought to have been a scary place, but he just decides he was wrong for what he did and gives himself up! Really? I cannot claim 100% objectivity, since I love the original, but I can’t imagine how anyone thought this version was an improvement.

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Another Dark Story

Heart-Shaped Box by Joe Hill
Grade: B-

Heart-Shaped Box is Joe Hill’s first novel. I loved the premise: an aging rocker buys a ghost at an auction website, and the ghost is delivered to his house in a black, heart-shaped box. Initially very creepy, the book degenerates into violence. I lost interest and started scanning for plot (so I’d know what happened to the characters without having to read every word). Unlike some reviewers, I don’t think nepotism had anything to do with this novel being published. The book is good enough to have merited publication, but I wish that Hill had spent more time on the second half, because it’s not nearly as good as the first. I wouldn’t recommend Heart-Shaped Box, but neither would I try to steer anyone away from it if they thought it sounded interesting.

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Four Books

Emergency Food Storage & Survival Handbook: Everything You Need to Know to Keep Your Family Safe in a Crisis by Peggy Layton
Grade: B+

With the number of storms we’ve had that either knocked out or threatened to knock out our power, I think it might be wise to set up a small cache of emergency food and supplies. I borrowed this book from the library for that reason. Layton gives an adequate explanation of basic prepping, but half of the book is made of empty charts for you to fill in (waste of paper, IMHO).

The Gammage Cup by Carol Kendall
Grade: A-

This is a likable fantasy novel about a race of people called the Minnipins. It teaches tolerance and appreciation for society’s nonconformists in an engaging, not-too-preachy way.

The Secret Keeper by Kate Morton
Grade: B+

The Secret Keeper is the story of a woman in search of the truth about a traumatic childhood event. It is sometimes interesting but often drags. The only thing that saves the story is that it does not turn out quite as expected.

Tuck Everlasting by Natalie Babbitt
Grade: A-

Tuck Everlasting is a preachy, hard-to-believe, and overly long tale about the burden of immortality, but it is so beautifully written that you can forgive it all its flaws.

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Mystery Thing #7

Ice

This is not a Mystery Thing in the usual sense, because I know what it is. It is ice. Specifically, it is ice bursting out of the ground. I see a lot of this kind of ice in the woods. The paths sometimes get muddy, and then if the temperature drops, the mud freezes, and this is the result. It’s weird looking, almost beautiful in its own way, but treacherous to walk on, because it collapses under your feet. The reason I’m categorizing it as a Mystery Thing is that I think there must be a term for this kind of ice. Is there? If you know, please share in the comments.

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Eats, Sleuths, and Leaves

The Secret of the Old Clock (2001 printing) by Carolyn Keene
Grade: B+

The Secret of the Old Clock is the first Nancy Drew book. In this story, Nancy meets several people who thought they’d been named heirs in a man’s will, but after his death, the only will to surface is one that leaves everything to an already-wealthy man and his obnoxious family. Many suspect that a more recent will exists, but no one has any idea of where to start looking for it. Nancy likes her new friends and decides to go will-hunting on their behalves.

One thing that strikes me as odd is how often Nancy eats in this rewrite of the original story. She goes somewhere, she has a meal, she looks around and/or talks to some people, and then she goes somewhere else. To put it more succinctly, she eats, sleuths, and leaves. Here’s an example.

Nancy ate a dish of strawberries, then started on the waffles. “These are yummy,” she stated, pouring maple syrup over a second one.

She had just finished eating when the phone rang. . . .

Nancy  went upstairs for her purse, then drove to her father’s office. . . .

The amount of description that goes into some of these meals is odd. Do I need to know that she said the waffles were yummy, or that she had two? But even in this rewrite, there is something endearing about Nancy and her adventures are still exciting. Though I suspect the original is better, I enjoyed this version and gave it a B+ grade.

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