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Walking the Walk

Dear Marshall,

You are officially a walker. Just a few days ago, you could only take a step or two at a time before falling on your rump, but today you finally learned how to keep your balance. Tonight, I got you to walk back and forth across the dining room half the evening so that I could videotape you. And you loved it, especially watching the videos afterward. You’re such a ham!

I called your father on the phone and said, “Your son is walking!” He said, “I know!” I guess you were putting on a show for him earlier in the day. We wondered if you might be advanced for your age. When I got off the phone, I checked online. One article said that an 11-month-old can usually stand solo, stoop and squat, but can’t walk alone yet. You’re walking solo at just over 10 months, so you’re way ahead of the game, kid.

Of course, all this success did not come without a price. You’ve bruised and bloodied yourself more times than I can count. Your crib wraps have bloody mouth prints on them because you cut your lip open just the other day. In fact, you looked so beaten up that if it hadn’t been your father babysitting you, I would have wondered if you’d been hit. But it was just you being you. You want what you want. If that means falling on your face a few times, so be it.

You’ve accomplished so much in just 10 months, and I’m proud of you. I hope you will always meet with so much success in life, but with fewer bruises.

Love,

Mom

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I Have the Power

I keep thinking that because I have failed many times at a thing it must mean that I will never succeed. It’s not unreasonable to think that way, but it’s not smart. If I had thought that way ten years ago, I would not have quit smoking. I gave it up cold turkey! And it’s not like I hadn’t tried quitting before. I had. I had thrown away lighters and ashtrays and sworn solemn vows never to buy another pack of cigarettes, but I did buy cigarettes again. And again and again, until one day I somehow managed to quit for good.

Never underestimate your power to make changes in your life.

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SITY: Knock, Knock

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Inchworm!

Inchworm who?

Inchworm

Inchya glad I’m not a spider?

Yeah, I’m glad you’re not a spider.

I’m sick of spiders.

They’re everywhere lately, even on my flowers!

Flower Spider

And they don’t knock before they come in.

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Three of Seven

I was in the middle of rereading C.S. Lewis’s Chronicles of Narnia when I decided to do the new reading challenge, so I didn’t finish the series. I was looking forward to reading the others, too. Maybe I’ll come back to them later. For now, here’s my opinions on the first three. FYI, there may be spoilers ahead.

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, A

The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is the first book of the series and also the best. I love Lewis’s simple style. It’s easy to read and the story unfolds at a fast, but comfortable, pace. The idea of getting into a magical world by way of a wardrobe is wonderful. The main characters (Lucy, Edmund, Susan, and Peter) are likable. The magical beings and creatures of Narnia, particularly Mr. Tumnus, the beavers, Aslan, and the White Witch, are all memorable. The Christian underpinnings of the series are not, IMHO, so obvious in this book. You don’t have to be Christian to enjoy it, and you can read it without feeling like you’re being preached at. Totally recommended.

Prince Caspian, A-

I don’t know why Prince Caspian isn’t as popular as TLTWATW. Maybe it’s because Lewis tore down so much of the world he had built in the first book. Thousands of years have gone by. The talking animals, centaurs, and other magical animals of Narnia are almost gone, virtually wiped out by the race of man. Lucy, Edmund, Susan, and Peter are whisked back into Narnia to set things right.

The Voyage of the “Dawn Treader,” B+

This book was one of my favorites as a child. Have you ever seen a work of art so realistic that you can almost believe it’s real? You almost expect to feel the wind blowing or see something moving in the picture. That’s what happens in this book. The scene comes alive and the children are drawn in. What a great way to travel! Lucy and Edmund, along with their cousin Eustace, get into Narnia via a painting of a ship and there they join King Caspian on a voyage to the very end of the world. This is the first book in which the Christian elements become obvious. It spoils the ending of an otherwise fine tale, IMHO, but I still recommend the book because most of the stops on the journey are interesting.

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Haven

I am grateful for my new screened-in porch.

Haven

Mosquitoes love me. They always have. I go outside and someone might as well put a sign over my head saying, “Get your fresh hot blood here!” My mother has always said it’s because I’m so sweet. Be that as it may, it’s no fun being the snack bar for a horde of vampire bugs. I’m also severely allergic to mosquito bites, probably because I’ve been bitten so many times, and so some of the bites swell up as large as coins.

More bothersome than the itch, though, is the threat of disease. I’m not particularly afraid of West Nile (I think that’s all hype), but Triple E is not something you mess around with. I once saw a news story about a young girl who contracted Triple E from a mosquito bite. She was a perfectly normal baby until she got bit. Then her brain swelled up and now she has developmental problems. That scares me. I’ve got a perfectly normal baby and I’d like him to stay that way, thank you very much. The more often he gets bitten, the more risk. However, I will not slather him with poison in order to keep the bugs away. Neither will I keep him inside the house 24/7.

So a nice little haven with a mosquito net seems like just the thing. I am grateful for my new screened-in porch. Thanks to my Faithful Reader for setting it up.

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Reading on the Web

Charlotte’s Web by E.B. White
Grade: A+

Charlotte’s Web is one of the most charming books I’ve ever read. No wonder it’s #1 on the list of top children’s books. I remembered enough from my last reading (some 20+ years ago) to know what was going to happen, but I had forgotten how endearing and strangely realistic the characters of Wilbur and Charlotte were. Not that the book is perfect, but it’s about as close as one can reasonably expect an author to get. Garth Williams’s illustrations are also great, though I wish they were in color.

One of my favorite things about this book is that parts of it, taken out of context, do not sound like they come from a sweet little children’s book. For one thing, the book starts with an attempted murder. A man is headed toward the barn with an ax. Sounds like a horror novel to me! And White doesn’t cringe away from the fact that Charlotte is a predator. She kills things and then she eats them. She says, “Of course, I don’t really eat them. I drink them—drink their blood. I love blood.” Wait, is this a vampire story? Nope, just a fuzzy-wuzzy story about a pig and a spider. It just doesn’t get much better than this.

100% recommended for everyone everywhere at all times.

Favorite quotes:

“A little girl is one thing, a little runty pig is another.”

“[She] was up at daylight, trying to rid the world of injustice. As a result, she now has a pig. . . . It just shows what can happen if a person gets out of bed promptly.” (See? I have a good reason for being a slugabed. I don’t want to take care of pigs!)

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Infestation

It’s April now and Christmas was a long time ago, but I have to tell you a story about the Christmas tree. That tree was quite likely the ugliest tree we had ever had. It was also, without a doubt, the evilest. It may not have started out that way, but it was hijacked by evil. Here’s how I found out.

As I was sitting in the living room one night, half-asleep, watching the Golden Globes because I was too tired to change the channel, I happened to glance over to my left and there, all over my brand new floor, were bugs. Not just a bug or two, but an army, and they looked like ticks.

In a panic, I called my Faithful Reader. “Did you bring anything into the house today?” I asked him. He wasn’t sure what I meant. “Did you bring anything into the house that might have had ticks on it. Yes, ticks. TICKS!”

He hadn’t, and he couldn’t imagine where they had come from. Of course, he also couldn’t come home right away. I was on my own.

My first priority was the baby, of course. I went upstairs, changed my clothes and brushed out my hair to make sure there were no ticks on me. Then I woke the baby up and stripped him down. Whew! No ticks on him either.

With no one else there to take care of the bugs, I decided to catch them myself. I found an empty spice jar, and using a paper towel, I started picking them up one at a time and dropping them into the bottle. At 71 I stopped and realized, with horror, how many were yet still on the floor. What I really needed was the vacuum cleaner!

But there’s this funny thing about me and vacuum cleaners. I hate them. Particularly when I’m tired and scared, I can’t stand loud noises. If I ran the vacuum cleaner, I wouldn’t be able to hear anything else, which would mean that something could creep up behind me. Perhaps subconsciously I imagined a Mother Bug, 100 times the size of the others, lurking somewhere in the house, just waiting for me to turn my back. I couldn’t do it, so I sat down and waited for my Faithful Reader.

When he got home, he took one look at them and said “Those aren’t ticks.” And they weren’t. They were, as we discovered later, cinara aphids. Cinara aphids are among the biggest aphids on earth. They live on trees and sometimes those trees get harvested for use as Christmas trees. In the warm household air, the bugs rapidly multiply and eventually overwhelm the tree. Then they go looking for more food. The grossest thing about a cinara infestation is that the bugs squish quite easily. When squished, they resemble raspberry jam, and their jamminess stains upholstery badly, according to online sources.

Naturally, once we realized that the tree was the source of the bugs, Faithful Reader tossed it, and that was the end of the bugs, thank goodness. We got lucky in some ways. Because we have so little furniture and carpeting, we didn’t have any serious staining from the squished bugs. Since we got our tree so late, the bugs didn’t start hitting the floor in search of food until after Christmas.

But the sick tree bled sap everywhere. Some of it got past the plastic and tree skirt that we had put down to protect the floor. Some of my ornaments got covered with sap, and they’re so delicate that I didn’t dare clean them. In hindsight, I think that the sappiness of the tree was a clue to its condition. You see, as we were setting up the tree and putting ornaments on it, we noticed that the branches were extra sticky with sap. It just didn’t occur to us that this was unusual or that the sap was going to rain down on the floor. So the moral of this story, which I share with everyone who will listen, is that if you notice any extra sap on your tree, examine it closely every day and make sure it’s not infested, or else you might end up with this in your house:

Aphids

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New Reading Challenge

This is a list of top 100 children’s books from the School Library Journal and which I got from my friend’s blog. The titles with links are ones I have read since the start of my blog.

100. The Egypt Game – Snyder (1967)
99. The Indian in the Cupboard – Banks (1980)
98. Children of Green Knowe – Boston (1954)
97. The Miraculous Journey of Edward Tulane – DiCamillo (2006)
96. The Witches – Dahl (1983)
95. Pippi Longstocking – Lindgren (1950)
94. Swallows and Amazons – Ransome (1930)
93. Caddie Woodlawn – Brink (1935)
92. Ella Enchanted – Levine (1997)
91. Sideways Stories from Wayside School – Sachar (1978)
90. Sarah, Plain and Tall – MacLachlan (1985)
89. Ramona and Her Father – Cleary (1977)
88. The High King – Alexander (1968)
87. The View from Saturday – Konigsburg (1996)
86. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets – Rowling (1999)
85. On the Banks of Plum Creek – Wilder (1937)
84. The Little White Horse – Goudge (1946)
83. The Thief – Turner (1997)
82. The Book of Three – Alexander (1964)
81. Where the Mountain Meets the Moon – Lin (2009)
80. The Graveyard Book – Gaiman (2008)
79. All-of-a-Kind-Family – Taylor (1951)
78. Johnny Tremain – Forbes (1943)
77. The City of Ember – DuPrau (2003)
76. Out of the Dust – Hesse (1997)
75. Love That Dog – Creech (2001)
74. The Borrowers – Norton (1953)
73. My Side of the Mountain – George (1959)
72. My Father’s Dragon – Gannett (1948)
71. The Bad Beginning – Snicket (1999)
70. Betsy-Tacy – Lovelae (1940)
69. The Mysterious Benedict Society – Stewart ( 2007)
68. Walk Two Moons – Creech (1994)
67. Jeremy Thatcher, Dragon Hatcher – Coville (1991)
66. Henry Huggins – Cleary (1950)
65. Ballet Shoes – Stratfeild (1936)
64. A Long Way from Chicago – Peck (1998)
63. Gone-Away Lake – Enright (1957)
62. The Secret of the Old Clock – Keene (1959)
61. Stargirl – Spinelli (2000)
60. The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle – Avi (1990)
59. Inkheart – Funke (2003)
58. The Wolves of Willoughby Chase – Aiken (1962)
57. Ramona Quimby, Age 8 – Cleary (1981)
56. Number the Stars – Lowry (1989)
55. The Great Gilly Hopkins – Paterson (1978)
54. The BFG – Dahl (1982)
53. Wind in the Willows – Grahame (1908)
52. The Invention of Hugo Cabret (2007)
51. The Saturdays – Enright (1941)
50. Island of the Blue Dolphins – O’Dell (1960)
49. Frindle – Clements (1996)
48. The Penderwicks – Birdsall (2005)
47. Bud, Not Buddy – Curtis (1999)
46. Where the Red Fern Grows – Rawls (1961)
45. The Golden Compass – Pullman (1995)
44. Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing – Blume (1972)
43. Ramona the Pest – Cleary (1968)
42. Little House on the Prairie – Wilder (1935)
41. The Witch of Blackbird Pond – Speare (1958)
40. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz – Baum (1900)
39. When You Reach Me – Stead (2009)
38. HP and the Order of the Phoenix – Rowling (2003)
37. Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry – Taylor (1976)
36. Are You there, God? It’s Me, Margaret – Blume (1970)
35. HP and the Goblet of Fire – Rowling (2000)
34. The Watsons Go to Birmingham – Curtis (1995)
33. James and the Giant Peach – Dahl (1961)
32. Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH – O’Brian (1971)
31. Half Magic – Eager (1954)
30. Winnie-the-Pooh – Milne (1926)
29. The Dark Is Rising – Cooper (1973)
28. A Little Princess – Burnett (1905)
27. Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass – Carroll (1865/72)
26. Hatchet – Paulsen (1989)
25. Little Women – Alcott (1868/9)
24. HP and the Deathly Hallows – Rowling (2007)
23. Little House in the Big Woods – Wilder (1932)
22. The Tale of Despereaux – DiCamillo (2003)
21. The Lightning Thief – Riordan (2005)
20. Tuck Everlasting – Babbitt (1975)
19. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Dahl (1964)
18. Matilda – Dahl (1988)
17. Maniac Magee – Spinelli (1990)
16. Harriet the Spy – Fitzhugh (1964)
15. Because of Winn-Dixie – DiCamillo (2000)
14. HP and the Prisoner of Azkaban – Rowling (1999)
13. Bridge to Terabithia – Paterson (1977)
12. The Hobbit – Tolkien (1938)
11. The Westing Game – Raskin (1978)
10. The Phantom Tollbooth – Juster (1961)
9. Anne of Green Gables – Montgomery (1908)
8. The Secret Garden – Burnett (1911)
7. The Giver -Lowry (1993)
6. Holes – Sachar (1998)
5. From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler – Koningsburg (1967)
4. The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe – Lewis (1950)
3. Harry Potter #1 – Rowling (1997)
2. A Wrinkle in Time – L’Engle (1962)
1. Charlotte’s Web – White (1952)

Hooray! I have read more than half of the titles in the list and all but one of the top ten. I’d like to be able to say I’ve read all 100, though, so that is my new goal for the remainder of the year. Children’s books are fast and easy, so I don’t think this reading challenge will interfere with the Marplethon. Plus, I can skip any books that I’ve read before and don’t feel like reading again.

I just read The Secret Garden and The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (review to come), so there’s no need to reread them now. I also read Harry Potter, Holes, and Anne of Green Gables within recent memory, so those I will also skip. Reviews on Charlotte’s Web, A Wrinkle in Time, and From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler are also soon to come, as I reread them right after seeing this list. I don’t have a copy of The Giver on hand. It is the only one of the top ten that I have never read. I’m going to borrow it from the library. In the meantime, I will move on to The Phantom Tollbooth. I don’t know if I finished that book when I read it before. I borrowed it from a friend, and I have a feeling I had to give it back to her before I was quite done with it. I guess I’ll know once I reread it.

I am also going to make a copy of this list on my Book Love page so that I can continue to add links as I post about the titles.

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