Two Gifts

Both of these books were gifts from a dear friend. I hope she knows how much I appreciate the books that she sends my way.

The Goose Girl by Shannon Hale
Grade: A

The Goose Girl is a retelling of the Grimm tale with the same name. I’m not familiar with that tale, but I’m guessing Hale did a good job with it. It’s a beautiful story, well told. Its one weakness is that the princess’s victory is ultimately won through the use of a supernatural power. I think I might have liked it better if she won just because she was the stronger character. But that’s not how the story goes, as they say, so I suppose I shouldn’t complain. All in all, this is the best fantasy novel I’ve read in a long time.

The Mysterious Benedict Society
Grade: B+

The Mysterious Benedict Society came so close to being a favorite! I love the setup: children take a test, the purpose of which they do not yet understand. Four of them pass the test, each for a different reason. Reynie is a brilliant solver of puzzles, Sticky has a photographic memory, Kate uses tools and her circus training to achieve her goals, and Constance is stubborn as a mule. Together they would make a formidable team, says Mr. Benedict, the man behind the test, so how about joining together to save the world?

I think the book does a great job of showing how there are many different types of talents, and it encourages independent thinking. But in order to teach those lessons, you have to keep the story believable. That means keeping the details as real as possible, so that we might not pause to say, “But would that really happen?” There were several points where I doubted the details, and then at the end, the author pushed my credulity beyond its limits. I simply could not believe it.

And so my final judgment on this book is that it had enormous potential, and though it did not quite live up to its potential, some of the characters and situations made it worth reading anyway.

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Pippi Longstocking, Short Tales

Pippi Longstocking by Astrid Lindgren
Grade: B

I used to own a different copy of this book. I don’t know what happened to it. I don’t remember ever reading it either, and that’s very strange. When I saw a copy at the Westerly book sale, I couldn’t resist picking it up.

Pippi Longstocking is a nine-year-old child who lives by herself. Her mother is dead and her father is missing. She has a bag of gold and plenty of determination, and so she continues to live in her old house, waiting for her father to return. In the meantime, she makes friends with the children nextdoor and introduces them to pastimes like rounding the kitchen without touching the floor, hunting through the neighborhood for discarded items, and climbing down the inside of a hollow tree.

I can see the appeal that Pippi would have for children. She ignores the rules, couldn’t care less about education, has complete independence, and always likes to play. What child wouldn’t want to live nextdoor to Pippi Longstocking?

But Pippi can barely read. She’s rude. And she does dangerous things, like playing with guns and dancing so close to an inferno that she gets burned. She’s not, in my adult opinion, a good companion for children. The book is also episodic, jumping from one short tale to the next. Some of the tales, such as “Pippi Entertains Two Burglars,” are entertaining, but most of them are lackluster.

Perhaps it was better in the original Swedish. Should I ever learn to read Swedish, I will let you know, but the English version is going to the Chopping Block.

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Boo!

I didn’t do it intentionally, but I read a very Halloweeny book right around Halloween.

The Night of Wishes by Michael Ende
Grade: C

In The Night of Wishes, sorcerer Beelzebub Preposteror has not met his contractual obligations to wreak mayhem on the world, and now his boss (the Big Bad) is about to make him pay. If he doesn’t do a whole lot of horrible by the stroke of midnight December 31st, he can kiss his tuchas good-bye. How fortunate that he finds a spell that can save him. Now the only thing standing in his way is his spoiled pet cat, Mauricio di Mauro.

Michael Ende is the author of The Neverending Story, a book which I thought was so-so, and Momo, which I really enjoyed. I therefore expected this book to fall somewhere between so-so and enjoyable. I was surprised to find, after special-ordering it, that it doesn’t even fall on that end of the scale. The bad guys were too bad. The good guys were not good enough. The plot was poorly thought out. The prose was hard to read. In short, it stunk. Steer clear of this one, lovers of children’s books.

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Four More Books

Here’s a look at four more books I read during the last few months.

The Reluctant Tuscan: How I Discovered My Inner Italian by Phil Doran
Grade: A-

In The Reluctant Tuscan, a Hollywood writer is maneuvered by his wife into relocating to Tuscany and renovating an ancient farmhouse, a story that is supposedly autobiographical.

On the back cover, Doran is compared to Frances Mayes and Dave Barry. I’ve never read Mayes and I’m not a huge Dave Barry fan so I can’t speak to that. However, I thought this book was very similar to A Year in Provence by Peter Mayle. Like Mayle, Doran makes light fun of the locals, sprinkles the text with words from the local tongue, and goes on and on about the local food, except he does it in Italy instead of France. It’s amusing, but then Doran makes a giant misstep toward the end. One last conflict was necessary to finally bring the main character around, but the conflict wasn’t believable and neither was the character’s turnaround.

The ending wasn’t great, but I don’t think it was enough to ruin the whole book, so I still recommend it. I will probably read it again if I ever decide to visit Tuscany.

Get That Novel Started (and Keep It Going ’til You Finish) by Donna Levin
Grade: B

I read through this book quickly. I thought it was OK but not overly inspirational, and its effectiveness was certainly questionable, as I still have not started that novel.

The Lost Continent by Bill Bryson
Grade: C

I’ve read several books by Bill Bryson. Most of them have been tolerable. Some of them have been good. This one was neither. Bryson traveled across the United States looking for a perfect American town. What he found always seemed to disappoint him. He spent too much time alone, ate bad food, and drank too much. It was depressing to read about. I was also insulted by the way he treated Connecticut and Rhode Island, and it made me doubt his opinion about other locations. I would not recommend this book, not even to fans of Bill Bryson.

Death in Cyprus by M.M. Kaye
Grade: B-

In this mystery, the young Amanda Derington travels to Cyprus and is nearly killed en route. What was meant to appear as an accident is clearly not, and once on the island, she finds out that her life is still in danger.

I had the oddest problem with this book. I couldn’t keep track of who was who. I mean, “Captain the Hon. Tobias John Allerton Gates” is hard enough to remember, but if you then call him “Toby” sometimes and “Captain Gates” other times, you risk confusing the reader. And if you do it with all of your characters, you’ll definitely confuse me.

Not that I would let name confusion turn me off to a good book. I gave this book every chance to win me over. I like a good romantic mystery. This one was just a little too dated, I think. True, I often enjoy the datedness of Agatha Christie’s novels because it makes me feel nostalgic for faraway places and times, but M.M. Kaye is not Christie, and Death in Cyprus didn’t make me feel much of anything.

Now the big question: am I persistent enough to continue reading Kaye’s “Death in…” books or have I had enough? Stay tuned.

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Go Me!

It took all day, but I finally finished posting about all of the books I have read recently. Those posts will appear here and there over the next week or so. I’m also happy to note that I have already read and reviewed more books this year than last. Go me!

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McCaffrey Trio

Someone recently told me that people read books for the characters. I felt like debating that statement at first. People also like a good plot, descriptive passages, and other aspects of books. But if they don’t like the characters or they find the characters unbelievable, then the rest of the book doesn’t matter much, does it? Without characters, there’s no one to be moved by the plot, no one to interact with the scenery, no one to have witty dialogue. So yes, I guess he was right. People do read books for the characters.

And therein lies the problem with this trio of books by Anne McCaffrey—To Ride Pegasus, Pegasus in Flight, and The Rowan. Try to go deeper into the characters than a description of how the plot affected them, and there’s not much there.

To Ride Pegasus
Grade: B

In To Ride Pegasus, a psychic named Henry Darrow is injured in a car crash. While in the hospital, he is hooked up to an EEG which inadvertently records his brain patterns during a precognitive episode, which proves that psychic talent really exists. He creates a center to train people with various other paranormal abilities, and the rest of the story is about how those people learn to fit into society.

I have a soft spot in my heart for McCaffrey because I liked her Dragonrider books. To Ride Pegasus is a prequel to another series which I hoped to like as much. The idea had promise, but the story is told in a dry, straight-forward manner more suited to a textbook. It is hard to become emotionally involved with the story, and the minimal characterization is the straw that breaks the camel’s back. As a teenager, I found this book enjoyable. As an adult, I know it’s time to let it go.

Pegasus in Flight
Grade: B

Pegasus in Flight continues the story of the paranormal center. The cast has changed but the problems have not. Talents, as they call the paranormally gifted, are still mistrusted and mistreated. But a new Talent has been discovered whose power reaches all the way to the stars, and he may change the destiny of mankind.

This one suffers from many of the same problems as To Ride Pegasus. It is arguably better, but not enough to save it from the Chopping Block.

The Rowan
Grade: B+

The paranormal center expanded as mankind colonized other planets. The expansion could not have happened without the Talents, and they are now in control. The Rowan is one of the strongest Talents ever to be born, but she is crippled by agoraphobia until a stranger helps her defeat her fear.

On the bright side, The Rowan does not read like a textbook. The Rowan is a likable character. However, the character with whom she becomes involved romantically is a cardboard cutout, and not an interesting one. The whole affair and the events surrounding it seem silly to me. I’m afraid this book will be lost in the GLP, too.

McCaffrey wrote another book that fits between Pegasus in Flight and The Rowan. I think I might like to read it, just to fill in the gaps in the story for my own satisfaction, but I won’t go out of my way to get it. Maybe I’ll find a copy at a libary book sale someday.

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Frugal Americans, Unite!

It ticked me off today when I read Fareed Zakaria’s comment that we (Americans) brought this financial crisis upon ourselves by consuming more than we produced and borrowing to make up the difference.

Maybe some Americans did, but not me and my Faithful Reader. We didn’t buy a lot of new clothes or expensive jewelry or new electronic gadgets. We didn’t have cable television. We shared a car. You cannot imagine the lengths to which we went to keep our wedding costs down.

We lived well within our means. Hell, we SAVED. And what is the reward for such virtuous behavior?

Our investments are down and the value of our house is down. Furthermore, our tax dollars will be used to bail out the idiots who caused this mess. Peachy.

It’s bad enough that we have to suffer the consequences of other peoples’ bad behavior, but don’t you dare try to pin the blame on us.

We can’t be the only scrimpers and savers in this country. I know there must be other frugal Americans out there. Frugal Americans, unite!

P.S. I’m not sure exactly how uniting is going to fix anything, but it sounded good.

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This Little Piggy Went to the Market

I have a small personal stock account. I started buying individual stocks in May, probably at the highest point that the Dow hit all year. Such is my luck. I watched my stocks go up and down for a while, and then down, down, down. The last few weeks have been brutal. I picked a bad time to get involved, but it taught me a thing or two, and I have my own theory about why the market is where it is.

I think part of the cause of this credit crisis was market manipulation. I don’t entirely understand how the business world works (yet!) but it seems to me that if you get enough people to predict the collapse of a company, it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy. First come the rumors, followed by the drop in stock prices, followed by investigations which reveal some legitimate problems, which cause the stock to sink further, which leads to downgrades, which leads to a need for the company to raise capital, which pretty much spells the end. There is a point at which a collapse becomes inevitable, but it didn’t start that way.

The companies that failed were like wounded animals. Their wounds were ugly, but if they could have limped back to their dens to rest and recover, they might have survived. They weren’t given time to heal, though, because the market was full of predators. The predators smelled the weakness and they pounced. There is always money to be made in driving stocks down, buying discounted assets from ailing companies, and riding the stocks back up (if the companies survive).

Even the predators must have known that killing too many companies meant killing the entire market, but they didn’t realize the power of their collective greed, nor would any of them concede a single penny, and that meant playing cutthroat all the way to the end. There are now throats cut everywhere, and this little piggy is wondering if she should have stayed home.

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Time for Love

I have many things to do this week in preparation for the wedding on Saturday. I should be taking care of those things now but, right or wrong, I allocated this time today for writing. Writing eases stress, and I really need to destress. Any posts you see during the next couple of weeks will probably be the products of this day, as I doubt I’ll have time for writing again until after the wedding.

I’m working hard to catch up on my blogging. I just finished a post about late September. I didn’t want to forget about those things, and I hope that the post gives you an idea of how hectic (and yet fun!) my life has been lately. While the post was mostly upbeat, you can probably see that I wasn’t entirely happy with the purchase of my house.

The house was (and still is) an emotional roller coaster. First we had the false radon readings. Then we had the global credit crisis. The final “kick to the head” came on the closing day. Using a comparable sale in the area, we had determined we were getting a 10-15% discount by renovating rather than buying a “perfect” house, but the bank’s appraisal did not agree. They estimated we were paying roughly its market value. By the time we put pen to paper, I didn’t want the house anymore.

How do you recover from that kind of buyer’s remorse? How do you come to love a house that you’ve already started to dislike? And when you discover hidden sump pumps and realize that certain repairs are more expensive than you thought they would be, how do you not cry?

I didn’t cry over it, though I have to admit to some moping. Then, when I got sick of moping, I started looking for reasons to love the house. The most obvious thing to love is the property itself. We’ve got two acres of wooded land, enough that I will be able to create a private rock garden (my “secret garden”) in the back yard. Even better, we can reach state park land from the back yard, so we have miles of woodland trails to explore. Isn’t that worth some love?

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Wazzup Was

The events of late September—

Faithful Reader took me to a Ben Folds Five concert to celebrate my birthday. It was an outdoor concert. The weather was chilly but otherwise cooperative and I was happy sitting with my honey, listening to music under an autumn sky, surrounded by the tall and elegant buildings of downtown Providence.

Faithful Reader surprised me with a beautiful diamond wedding band. I had been looking at it on the website but had been afraid to buy it, given that we were just days away from the purchase of our first house. He knew I would probably choose the plain, cheap band and he wanted me to have the one I really liked. Sometimes he is the best man in the world.

Saturday, September 27th was my wedding shower. I had lots of food, laughter, and conversation, not to mention the requisite “shower” of gifts. Such kindness and generosity helps make up for the Hell that is wedding planning.

We tried our first slow-cooker recipe on that same day. Early in the day Faithful Reader said, “It’s almost impossible to cook it too long.” That kind of comment is just asking for trouble, don’t you think? It’s like thumbing your nose at Fate. Later, he went to pick me up from the shower and while we noshed on pizza at an impromptu dinner get-together, our curry chicken cooked to a rich, burnt brown. But looking on the bright side, the experiment proved that the slow cooker works.

We bought our house at the end of September. It was scary to be signing papers on a mortgage at the same time as the financial system seemed to be imploding. I still don’t know what to think about it. Only time will tell if we were geniuses buying near the market bottom or morons buying on the leading edge of another Great Depresssion.

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