“Buy Low!”

On Wall Street the keys are “Buy low!”
And “Pick out a stock that can grow!”
But the sucker who buys
May soon get a surprise
When he finds it has lower to go.

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Bad Mood Friday

I don’t know what put me in such a bad mood today. Wait. Scratch that. I know exactly what did it.

  • My Faithful Reader has been gone for too long!
  • I had lunch with Faithful Reader’s parents today. They’re nice and it’s always good to talk to them, but it took a serious chunk of time out of my day, putting me even further behind at work. And that means I have to work this weekend.
  • Thanks to the cats (who are determined to keep me up certain nights), the energy-saver feature on the AC (which makes horrible, loud liquid noises at regular intervals), allergy attacks, and screeching 4 a.m. trains, I haven’t gotten a good night’s sleep yet this week.
  • I was late getting out for my walk. I was distracted and needed to get my thoughts organized, so it was a bad day for someone to try to chitchat with me. I wasn’t feeling social, and I just assumed the guy was hitting on me. So not only was I cranky because I didn’t get my solo nature-communing time, but then I also felt bad later for thinking the worst when he may just have been friendly. God forbid that someone be friendly with the woman who doesn’t have a single friend in town!

Clearly I need to decrank. How will I accomplish that? Well, first I’m going to try again to get some sleep. In the morning, I’m going to buy some Coldplay tickets, which will give me something to look forward to. Then I’m going to attempt something that, if I’m successful, will amaze you. Yes, it will amaze! Then, with that trio of successes having put me in a better mood, I will sit down to work and finish up my magazine, and being done with the magazine will put me on top of the world.

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Mystery Thing #3

I’ve been on the lookout for caterpillars ever since I started hearing chomping noises in the woods. I’m happy to report that I haven’t seen an excessive quantity. There have just been a few here and there.

This little guy and his friends were hanging out next to the walking path.

Caterpillar on purple clover

Do you know what kind of caterpillar he is?

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Not Another Dragon!

Oh, yes, another dragon! There’s always another dragon, though I’m not often inclined to go along for the ride. It was Cornelia Funke’s popularity that convinced me to give this book a chance (well, that and a good price at the used book sale).

Dragon Rider by Cornelia Funke

Grade: C+

This is the story of Firedrake, a silver dragon, who seeks a new home for himself and his dragon kin. He is told to seek the Rim of Heaven, a hidden valley in the Himalayas that was once the home of all silver dragons. Firedrake is helped in his quest by Sorrel (his companion brownie), Ben (a young homeless boy), and Professor Barnabas Greenbloom (an expert on supernatural beings), to name just a few. But Firedrake and his friends are not the only ones looking for the Rim of Heaven. An ancient and dangerous enemy is also on the prowl.

The first word that came to mind as I was reading Dragon Rider was “juvenile.” It’s hard to believe this is the same author who wrote The Thief Lord, which had such wonderfully intense characters and a beautifully described setting, both things that Dragon Rider lacks. Looking up the dates of publication for the two books, I’m not at all surprised to find that Dragon Rider is a much earlier work. I’m guessing that Funke’s recent popularity led to its reissue. I’m also guessing that the translation is not the best, because sometimes the word choices are strange.

I could go on and on about the problems in Dragon Rider, but suffice it to say that it is not the finest fantasy novel around. I don’t recommend it, not even for fans of Cornelia Funke.

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Q&A With Carroll

“Why do you sit here all alone?” said Alice….
“Why, because there’s nobody with me!” cried Humpty Dumpty.

—Lewis Carroll’s Through the Looking Glass

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Loneliness Strikes Again

I hate calling people and setting up appointments and meeting new people, and yet this afternoon I was on the phone making an appointment to tour one of the local hotels and see if it would be a good place for our wedding reception. I even almost called Faithful Reader’s sister to ask her opinion about where to shop for a wedding dress. I stopped myself just in time, but I may end up seeing her later this week anyway, since I agreed to have lunch with his parents on Friday. My antisocial tendencies just aren’t strong enough to overcome the loneliness I feel without my Faithful Reader nearby.

I miss my Faithful Reader!

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Visiting Old Favorites

What is the point of keeping books if you don’t go back and read them once in a while? I haven’t spent much time visiting old favorites lately, but I felt so down the other day, I knew it was time to visit one of the very best—The Little White Horse by Elizabeth Goudge.

The Little White Horse by Elizabeth Goudge

Grade: A+

Thank goodness this book is back in print. Though I have a new edition, I prefer to read my old, tanned, and spotted copy, because that is the “costume” this particular story has always worn for me. Every reading brings it one step closer to disintegration, so I save it for moments of great need. When at last it falls apart, I will have the new copy to fall back on.

Like so many children’s stories, The Little White Horse begins with a recently orphaned child. Her name is Maria Merryweather and we meet her while she is en route to live with a relative whom she has never met before. She has as traveling companions her strict but loving governess, Miss Heliotrope, and her dog, Wiggins. The first several pages are devoted to describing these characters, and the descriptions are lovely, some of the finest I’ve ever seen in a novel. Upon arriving at Moonacre Manor, she is introduced to many more unforgettable characters who support her as she struggles to unravel the mystery of her ancestral home.

The wonderful thing about this story is that it’s so damned sweet that it could almost make you gag, and yet it never does. It is full of God and religion, which would normally be a turnoff for me, but Goudge’s version of religion is all joy, music, and inspiration. It’s a story about loving for life, seeing the magic in the world, treating people with respect, and caring for animals. It is, quite simply, the most charming book I have ever read. It never fails to cheer me up.

They are making a movie out of this book. It is scheduled to be released in the UK later this year, but I couldn’t find any information about when we might expect to see it here.

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Vonnegut Returns

Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Grade: B+

I’m including the Vonnegut Marathon as a category for this post, but before anyone accuses me of overlooking this book during the marathon, let me quickly point out that this is not a novel and never pretends to be one. It is a collection of essays, speeches, and whatnot that Vonnegut put together and published circa 1974.

I hoped to love this book, as I almost always loved the introductions to his novels, but much of the material in this book fell short of my expectations. However, there were several standout pieces. “The Mysterious Madam Blavatsky” was fun and interesting. “Biafra: A People Betrayed” was absolutely horrifying, but the kind of picture of humanity that we all need to consider from time to time. I also enjoyed his “Address at Rededication of Wheaton College Library, 1973,” in which he said,

I am fascinated by the good and evil in myself and in everyone, and I can’t get anybody to talk about either one anymore. People are embarrassed for me.

I am fascinated by the good and evil in your library.

So am I.

There are enough good things in Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons that I recommend it for Vonnegut fans. Most of the pieces are short, so you can simply skip any that don’t suit your taste.

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Can’t You Read the Signs?

Astrology: Your Place in the Sun by Evangeline Adams is an astrology book that was published in 1928. According to this book, long life is a common trait among Virgos. Yay! But it also says that they tend to lack sympathy for other people, may be thrifty to the point of stinginess, are generally unaffectionate, and cannot create works of true genius. Humph. I am offended.

So why do I own this book?

Good question. I think I have just found the GLP’s next victim!

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Lonely and a Little Crazy

My Faithful Reader left for another wild whiskey binge, this time cross-country. He’s only been gone for about 12 hours and already I’m feeling lonely and a little crazy. Who can I turn to now that he’s not here?

Enter Evil Twin.

Evil Twin says, “Shut up and go to sleep.” This is similar to the advice that Faithful Reader gave me when I broke down and called him, only he was more polite and didn’t tell me to shut up.

So why am I here blogging and not in bed trying to sleep?

I don’t feel like I can sleep. There’s nothing on TV and I don’t want to read right now. That leaves one very crazy brain in need of something else to do until it gets tired enough for sleep.

Since my silly worries are making me crazy, I’m amusing myself by looking up related words on Google. Wow! “Worries” gets you 46 million hits. “Anxiety” yields nearly 63 million and “panic” is good for over 98 million.

There sure are a lot of anxious and panicky worrywarts out there. And to think I felt lonely.

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