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Those Darn Cats!

Now let me tell you something about my cats. They are both furry little puke machines, yet they each have their own special style. Gross but true, you can usually tell whodunit without actually witnessing the event. M, our boy … Continue reading

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Remember This!

After reading my previous post, my Faithful Reader theorized that we’re still together only because of my memory gaps. In other words, if I remembered all of the horrible things he has done over the years, I’d dump his ass … Continue reading

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A-Parently

We don’t mean to do it. We even struggle against it. No matter. We still turn into our parents. During my last trip to Connecticut, I discovered another way in which I am like my mother. She didn’t want to … Continue reading

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Sad Goodbye

It’s always sad to say goodbye to September, my favorite month. May October treat us even half so well.

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Same Old Story

I’m not doing so well with this whole Sunday Stories thing, am I? I often have a good excuse. Like today, the little housewarming party we were supposed to attend turned out to be more like a local festival, with … Continue reading

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Physics Lesson

On Thursday morning, I proved one of Newton’s famous laws: A sandwich in motion tends to stay in motion. This law is important to remember while eating in the car. That is, unless you like to eat your breakfast off … Continue reading

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In With the New

I came home and my new computer was all set up and waiting for me (thank you, Faithful Reader!). We have fancier hardware, updated software, and a new look for this blog, but I am still the same old me, … Continue reading

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Don’t Bank on It

My bank got me good. I had a CD that was scheduled to mature in September. They sent me a notice in July saying that if I did nothing the CD would automatically renew at an interest rate that would … Continue reading

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Here I Go Again

It’s time for another trip to CT. I’ll tell you all about my adventures when I get back.

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Good Corn Burned Bad

It looks bad, it smells worse, and it’s called popcorn cooked way too long in a microwave. You can recognize it by the billowing clouds of yellow-tinged smoke and the aggressive reek of burnt corn. Microwaves accused of this “heat … Continue reading

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