Admittedly Late

I am a procrastinator. It took me years just to admit it. ๐Ÿ˜‰

But seriously, procrastination is a problem in my life. I am weighed down by a gigantic mass of pending tasks, from the small things, like loading the dishwasher, to the big things, like making financial decisions. Even when I start to work on tasks, I handle them slowly, methodically, as if still unconsciously trying to avoid action, as if doing them slowly enough might mean that I never get them done at all.

Just recently, when I was trying to make a decision about something, my husband said that if I waited long enough, taking action would seem weird, so I should just wait and it would become a nonissue. He said that was my usual approach to problems. Ouch!

He’s right, though. I do sometimes handle things that way. But not Sunday Stories, dammit! Yesterday was indeed Sunday and yes, I did fail to post, but I was at a holiday cookout. On a holiday weekend, Monday is as good as Sunday, so expect to see the next Sunday Story installment later today.

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Back to Work

Today was my first day of work since the baby was born. Thank God I decided to ease my way back to work by doing a couple months of part-time days. Otherwise, I don’t think I would have made it. Even four hours seemed like a lot, but I have to admit that it felt good to do something that wasn’t baby-related for a change.

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The Adventure of Peeps: Part I

Here it is, the first installment of the new Sunday Story. I didn’t have much time to work on it. I reserve the right to add or change details as I work on other installments, because Peeps has not yet told me the full story and I have no idea what’s going to happen!

The Adventure of Peeps

There once was a family with three cats. They all lived together in a big house on the edge of a forest. The oldest was a grouchy old white cat who was jealous of the younger two. She often spat at them and hissed, “Go away!” or “Get out!” The middle cat was a sleek black cat with so much charm that he was the natural favorite of the family. He did not speak much. His smug look said it all. The youngest was a gray cat who was too new to know her place in the family. This cat, whose name was Peeps, spent hours staring out the window, wondering about life on the outside.

One day, the father of the family left the front door of the house ajar. The three cats, curious as all cats are, converged on the opening. Peeps was the most adventurous and got there first. She stuck her nose out and sniffed the evening air. She stuck her ears out and listened to the whisper of the breeze and the buzzing of insects. She stuck her paw out and felt the cool ground. The new sensations were intoxicating. Peeps looked at the other cats. The white one hissed and said, “Go away!” The black cat said nothing, but smiled smugly, daring her to step outside.

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Ask and You Shall Receive

Yesterday I caught a glimpse through the kitchen window of the nasturtiums growing on our deck and I thought how unfair it was that only Faithful Reader ever got lucky enough to see hummingbirds feeding on the flowers. Then I loooked closer and there was a beautiful green hummingbird!

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Only in America

Faithful Reader and I have a big problem with small appliances. We have too many of them. I doubt that we are alone in this. Small appliances are hard to resist. They do such marvelous things. Who hasn’t watched those late-night infomercials and considered buying a rotisserie? And doesn’t the thought of fresh ice-cream make you dream of owning an ice-cream maker? If we bought either of those wonderful little machines, it would have to compete for kitchen space with all of the following—

  1. Coffee maker
  2. Coffee grinder (2)
  3. Crockpot (2)
  4. Waffle iron
  5. Hand mixer
  6. Immersion blender
  7. Blender
  8. Food processor (2, one big and one small)
  9. Toaster
  10. Toaster oven
  11. Microwave
  12. George Foreman grill (2, one big and one small)
  13. Bread machine
  14. Food dehydrator
  15. Juicer
  16. Fruit keeper

How many small appliances do you imagine the average American owns?

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Haste Makes Waste

There’s nothing like trying to put a baby to sleep at night to teach you the wisdom of “haste makes waste.” No matter how tired you are, no matter how badly you want to put the snoozing baby into his cradle, you have to wait until his limbs go completely limp. You have to make sure he’s 100% asleep. If you don’t, he’ll wake up as soon as he hits the mattress. Then all the work you did to get him to sleep will be wasted and you’ll have to start again.

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Marple-icious

Below is the complete list of Miss Marple stories (thanks to agathachristie.com for the information). Some titles are novels and some are short stories. The first story in which Miss Marple appeared, “The Tuesday Night Club,” is found in a collection called The Tuesday Club Murders, so I’ll start there. That book conveniently contains 12 other stories from the list (stories from the book are marked with asterisks in the list). To be able to kill off 13 from the list in 250 pages makes me wonder if the marathon is going to be too easy. We’ll see. I already ordered the book from my library. It’s a little premature, since I can’t start reading until September 15th, but I couldn’t help myself. I’m excited to be doing another reading marathon!

MISS MARPLE STORIES

  1. 4.50 From Paddington
  2. The Affair at the Bungalow*
  3. Agatha Christie’s Marple The Life and Times
  4. At Bertram’s Hotel
  5. The Bloodstained Pavement*
  6. The Blue Geranium*
  7. The Body in the Library
  8. A Caribbean Mystery
  9. The Case of the Caretaker
  10. The Case of the Perfect Maid
  11. A Christmas Tragedy*
  12. The Companion*
  13. Death by Drowning*
  14. The Four Suspects*
  15. Greenshaw’s Folly
  16. The Herb of Death*
  17. The Idol House of Astarte*
  18. Ingots of Gold*
  19. The Mirror Crack’d from Side to Side
  20. Miss Marple Tells a Story
  21. Miss Marple’s Final Cases
  22. Motive vs. Opportunity*
  23. The Moving Finger
  24. The Murder at the Vicarage
  25. A Murder Is Announced
  26. Nemesis
  27. A Pocket Full of Rye
  28. Sanctuary
  29. Sleeping Murder
  30. Strange Jest
  31. Tape-Measure Murder
  32. They Do It With Mirrors
  33. The Thirteen Problems
  34. Three Blind Mice and Other Stories
  35. The Thumb Mark of St. Peter*
  36. The Tuesday Night Club*
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Egad!

I have let Time, the Move, and the Baby blind me to the reality of my book problem. So many of my books were hidden in boxes, I forgot how many I had. Last night, we moved a bunch of the boxes into my office. Egad! Where will I put them all? Now more than ever I need the GLP. I have to start disposing of books at a faster rate than I acquire them!

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Still Reading, Still Writing

I am once again far behind on my reading posts. I will try to get caught up now.

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason by Helen Fielding
Grade: A-

This is the sequel to Bridget Jones’s Diary. One always takes a chance with sequels, but I was pleasantly surprised in this case. Bridget is still fun to listen to. My only complaint is that Fielding occasionally went a little overboard in her attempts at humor, making Bridget look like nothing more than a dumb drunk. Ah, well. Bridget always did drink a tad too much…

Caddie Woodlawn by Carol Ryrie Brink
Grade: A-

Caddie Woodlawn is a simplistic but charming bunch of stories about a young girl growing up on the Wisconsin frontier around the time of the Civil War. I would recommend it for children, particularly tomboyish girls.

Stardust by Neil Gaiman
Grade: A-

I bought this at the Westerly book sale because I knew it had been made into a film and I was curious about it. It’s a story of a young man who travels to fairyland to capture a star. It is at times beautiful and haunting, hence the “A,” but it’s got some minor problems, hence the “-.” It’s the kind of book you’d want to read to older children, but there’s just enough violence and bad language to give you pause. The biggest flaw, though, is that it’s too short. There are scenes that absolutely fly by before you even have a chance to enjoy them. Still, it is one of the best fantasy novels I’ve read in recent years. I would recommend it for older teens and adults.

Aunt Dimity Digs In by Nancy Atherton
Grade: B

Aunt Dimity, the title character of a series of cozy mysteries by Nancy Atherton, is a ghost who communicates with the living by means of a journal. I haven’t read any of the other books in the series, so I don’t know how the story of Aunt Dimity began, and perhaps that’s why I found the premise so hard to accept. However, I still enjoyed the book. Lori Shepherd, the main character, had recently give birth to twins and was struggling to take care of them. I was pregnant at the time, which made it a timely tale for me. Overall, it was an enjoyable mystery with fun characters and a total lack of violence (there weren’t even any dead bodies!).

The Dark Secret of Weatherend by John Bellairs
Grade: C+

John Bellairs wrote a lot of lightweight but perfectly readable children’s books. I’ve read several of them and enjoyed each on some level, but this is probably the worst so far. I found the relationship between the two main characters, one an aging librarian and the other a boy, to be practically unbelievable. It also had a dated feel, probably because of the diminishing role of the library in this Internet-happy culture of ours. Top that off with a lame puzzle that’s solved with a big dose of deus ex machina, and you’ve got a tale that just doesn’t satisfy.

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Accidental Puns

I pun all the time, but I hardly ever mean to. My brain just comes up with the puns on its own. For example, my husband and I are thinking about buying a dehumidifier for our new home. Price is naturally a concern, but we’ve spent so much already, it almost doesn’t faze me. I said, “I don’t mind spending a couple of hundred dollars on a dehumidifier. It’s just a drop in the bucket.” Another example: I was absolutely exhausted the other day and I said to my husband, “I’m tired. Breastfeeding really drains me.” And worst of all, when Baby had a leaky diaper, I said, “That’s a pisser!”

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